“Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn’t, it’s that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such. ” – Homer Simpson

“If something is too hard, give it up. The moral my boy is to never try anything.” – Homer Simpson

Sam Malone (Cheers) gives some helpful advice: “Ignore the problem, it’ll go away.”

“We’ve heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true.” &#151Robert Wilensky